Friend: Sparkling wine isn't true wine, So-Rim.
So-Rim: Oh yeah? What is this, rum coke?
Friend: That is Moscato d'Asti you're holding.
So-Rim: Mosquito whatever sounds very wine to me.
Friend: Do you think Perrier is water?
So-Rim: Perrier is Perrier.
Friend: And sparkling wine is usually noted as champagne.
So-Rim: That is not true!
Friend: Yes, it is, So-Rim.
So-Rim: What makes you so confident?
Friend: My family owns a winery in Napa Valley.
So-Rim: ... and I'm applying to Naropa University.
Friend: Is that in Napa Valley?
So-Rim: No, it's in Boulder, Colorado.
Friend: You're funny.
So-Rim: You're cute.
Friend: Thanks, but I am not paying for your carbonated beverage this time.
So-Rim: You're freakin' celestial.
Friend: Still, I am not buying tonight.
So-Rim: Is that a halo above your head?!?
Friend: Ha ha, So-Rim.

Well, I tried. Sort of.