I had no idea how lopsided my smile is until 2004 when one of my friends told me that I have the "laughing, mocking Chesshirecat look" on my face all the time. That's when I looked myself in the mirror and found out that my right side of the mouth slants up about three times higher than my left. That was also when I observed my right eye is more slanted than my left. And that was when I was through with mirrors at all. In the photos below, I photoshopped the pictures a little to see if I could get rid of the lopsidedness. Well, I tried.